Mike gives the best blowjobs. But his dirty talk is lacking. Most of the time, he leaves it to Erwin, the natural orator and leader to deal with speaking and the decisions, but apparently that doesn’t apply in bed.
"My thighs could be your earmuffs." Mike remarks one night as Erwin eats his ass out, taking his time and pleasure at his own pace. But he pauses, almost choking on Mike’s balls when he registers the sentence.
He looks vaguely mystified.
"That sounded better in my head." Mike then adds when he leaves his lover speechless, which is a first.
"No," Erwin quickly spoke up, strangely aroused and amused. "It was… good." He lies well most of the time, but his voice lifts and Mike catches it. He smiles anyway.
Putting his head back between Mike’s legs, he grabs his thighs and gives him another long, hot lick, pressing them on either side of his head.
Mike groans, legs shaking.
Erwin holds back his laughter for his dick’s sake.
Those were the last words Haru expected to come out Makoto’s mouth.
"…What?" His voice was soft, breathless.
"I don’t have a gag reflex." Makoto repeated, cheeks resembling cherries. "I-I-I don’t know why, but I found out when Nagisa shoved a banana down my throat yesterday."
Haru remembered, watching the fruit disappear and Makoto quickly standing and scolding the blond.
"Oh. Okay." Haru wanted to say it, but… it was Makoto.
"So…" Makoto pointedly looked at his crotch, eyes dark and green rimmed. "Would you like to see?"
Without words, Haru nodded, heating up and oh-so-glad Nagisa existed and had no boundaries.
Makoto dropped to his knees, peeling off Haru’s jammers with a shaking smile.
"Is this okay?"
Embarrassingly, Haru lasted for all of three minutes, Makoto’s throat hot and wet. He came with a whine, gripping Makoto’s face and going deeper. Without a problem, Makoto swallowed what he could and made a smacking sound as Haru pulled away.
Makoto licked his lips clean and Haru felt his heart skip a beat.
I bet when Eren can’t sleep he braids Armin’s hair. So poor Armin, who can sleep no matter what, wakes up with a braided, wavy tangled mess to deal with in the morning. He gets mad for like, a second, but then he looks down at Eren sleeping soundly next to him and doesn’t mind so much.
EreRi AU where Levi keeps faking injuries just to keep seeing the hot Dr. Jaeger
Give me a pairing. Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.
The first visit, he really had been sick and reluctantly dragged himself to the school nurse, complaining, grumbling, and being a general shit until the nurse smiled and he knew right then, stopping mid-sentence, that this was the man he wanted to marry.
So Levi came back the next week, faking a bad cold, and then the next day with a black eye because he really did get punched in the face by Nile, which he could have dodged, but alas, the things he did for love.
By the eleventh visit, not in a row mind you he had a brain, nurse Jaeger stopped him with one of those sunny smiles and insisted if he wanted to talk to him, he could stop by after class and they could look up ‘more creative illnesses’ than just colds and upset stomaches.