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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: joelbyeman: I feel like people in horror movies live in an...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:04:57 -0700

joelbyeman:

I feel like people in horror movies live in an alternate universe where there are no horror movies

That explains a lot

fuckyeahdementia: Yahoo buying Tumblr in one gif

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:03:54 -0700

fuckyeahdementia:

Yahoo buying Tumblr in one gif

blizzly: | “The great lady of science shows off her wonders!” |...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:55:06 -0700

blizzly:

| “The great lady of science shows off her wonders!” | Rosalind Lutece |

flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:56 -0700

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

thatscienceguy: The Beauty of Lava.

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:49:36 -0700

thatscienceguy:

The Beauty of Lava.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:46:41 -0700

wollymulch: oh my god. my beautiful and talented best friend...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:44:17 -0700

wollymulch:

oh my god. my beautiful and talented best friend made this

we were happy once

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:38:41 -0700

we were happy once

favorite faces [1/4]↳ jack

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:33:07 -0700

favorite faces [1/4]
↳ jack

sinaxi: Let you out? You’ll spread disease. warden “ain’t got...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:45:46 -0700

sinaxi:

Let you out? You’ll spread disease.

warden “ain’t got time for your shit” commander

obesitycore: the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:39:29 -0700

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told

Be prepared + Color porn

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:43 -0700

Be prepared + Color porn

thymoss: MY KINGDOM FOR A SOUL | H E A V E N she is, at once;...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:22:08 -0700

thymoss:

MY KINGDOM FOR A SOUL | H E A V E N

she is, at once; the image of the divine and the blueprint for the uncorrupted universe, and she is nothing if not stylish. in her veins run light that spans her like baroque miracles that trip and dance across the dreams of infant constellations that set her alight from within. the angels built her from scratch, stitching into place her incandescent flesh and lovingly gilding her golden gated breastplate. when her tears fall they shatter into galaxies. she feeds her angels with bread from her basket that never runs out, tossing the crumbs and laughing like a supernova when they circle and dive for the pieces. eternity is her catwalk, as she has existed from the very beginning she will be waiting for the holy at the very end. in her bones run the scaffoldings of morality and of narrative rationality that she is told will calcify the universe she must prepare herself to birth.

but from her divine structure bursts forth the chaos, and suddenly her body is a warzone - cleft and rifted and bloodied with rebellion. the fabric of her pristine robes rend and stain; and when her angels fall, they crack open her very ribs and a vast ocean of her blood flows and coalesces and rises into a girl who looks up and blows her a kiss.

she heals after, of course; but her skin is scarred, and in her heart there is a wound that never truly closes.

and then: it is time. the angels, sorrowful but ever dutiful; assist her through her labour as she delivers the universe to fill the waiting abyss.

her role, then; is to seduce and to damn humanity and all of eternity’s creation into pledging their souls in her name; desperately scrabbling from the inferno of her sister’s blistering grasps. but she works, relentlessly, to be perfected; for the end of it all - when the apocalypse will be her renaissance.

hattedhedgehog: I watched the movie again and thought about how...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:03:30 -0700

hattedhedgehog:

I watched the movie again and thought about how the Dwarves must have been some plate-throwing practice before they visited Bilbo.

If you want to impress your hobbit host, lads, just throw his stuff around without breaking it and he will be so astounded that he’ll shut up.

lupegarou: ※ M Y T H O L O G Y MEME » four...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:17:02 -0700

lupegarou:

※ M Y T H O L O G Y MEME » four shapeshifters » berserkers

you look upon the battle field, and you feel no fear, only hunger. the screams of the dying are a call to arms sweet like honey and as irresistable as the tide. the smell of blood drives you wild. you drop to all fours, dig your claws into the earth, and roar, and the world trembles.

wake-up-kid: runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight: ahorsecalledhono...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:16:27 -0700

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

neck kissing is really fucking hot though

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:15:08 -0700

neck kissing is really fucking hot though

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:14:15 -0700

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

I always feel that while there might be a crapload there for...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:13:51 -0700

I always feel that while there might be a crapload there for the person to work with, I feel it might not be enough. This is especially played up when the person can fly through other threads no problem while mine is just sitting there waiting to be replied to. (Which is silly to assume, I know but it’s still that prevailing feeling)

fuchsiatyrant: fatkidinmath: kazoothekid: earljrsmith: Google only has about .04 of the entire...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:11:31 -0700

fuchsiatyrant:

fatkidinmath:

kazoothekid:

earljrsmith:

Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in

What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.

NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG

google it