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This is Shannon's (or Sid because it's shorter) junk drawer filled with Dynasty Warriors, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Avengers, Supernatural, Avatar, Tudors, Borgias, Spartacus, Harry Potter, opinions, shiny things, and anything else. I have a deep love for Shrios, Zevran, Fenris, Destiel, Zutara, Varro, plenty of DW loves, and any other OTPs I stumble into.
I found a fellow ME fan on Omegle...
- You: well, to be fair the Batarians start a lot of shit
- You: something goes wrong in the ME universe...must've been a Batarian
- Stranger: Fuck 'em.
- Stranger: Abruptly disconnected from wi-fi? It's the Batarians' fault.
- You: Can't steal wifi because it's password protected? Batarian scum.
- Stranger: Took a wrong turn and ended up at a Nickelback concert? It's the Batarians' fault.
- You: Oh god
- You: don't even joke about that
- You: fucking war crimes over here
- Stranger: Something tells me Nickelback would be very popular on the Batarian homeworld.
- You: The Hegemony is Nickleback
- Stranger: An interesting theory.
- Stranger: Are you suggesting that Chad Kroeger is a shapeshifter?
- You: Indeed
- You: that long hair and beard is to cover the second set of eyes
- Stranger: It all makes sense!
- You: and those cheek flaps
- You: >:O
- Stranger: Time to make a 2 hour documentary about the Nickelback Theory.
- You: And spread it on tumblr
- You: while sending 100 copies to Bioware headquarters because of reasons
- Stranger: Flood the BioWare HQ with Nickelback CDs, rather.
- Stranger: "That'll teach 'em!"