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June 27
23:50 7

I found a fellow ME fan on Omegle...

  • You: well, to be fair the Batarians start a lot of shit
  • You: something goes wrong in the ME universe...must've been a Batarian
  • Stranger: Fuck 'em.
  • Stranger: Abruptly disconnected from wi-fi? It's the Batarians' fault.
  • You: Can't steal wifi because it's password protected? Batarian scum.
  • Stranger: Took a wrong turn and ended up at a Nickelback concert? It's the Batarians' fault.
  • You: Oh god
  • You: don't even joke about that
  • You: fucking war crimes over here
  • Stranger: LMAO
  • Stranger: Something tells me Nickelback would be very popular on the Batarian homeworld.
  • You: The Hegemony is Nickleback
  • Stranger: :O
  • Stranger: An interesting theory.
  • Stranger: Are you suggesting that Chad Kroeger is a shapeshifter?
  • You: Indeed
  • You: that long hair and beard is to cover the second set of eyes
  • Stranger: It all makes sense!
  • You: and those cheek flaps
  • You: >:O
  • Stranger: Time to make a 2 hour documentary about the Nickelback Theory.
  • You: And spread it on tumblr
  • You: while sending 100 copies to Bioware headquarters because of reasons
  • Stranger: Flood the BioWare HQ with Nickelback CDs, rather.
  • Stranger: "That'll teach 'em!"